My children have been taking care of my neighbor's dog, and as children sometimes do, they lost the key to his house while the dog was locked inside. We called the neighbor about the possibility of finding another key or calling a locksmith, and were surprised to hear our neighbor say "you know, you can open these locked doors with a credit card. Yes, our neighbor basically told us to break into his home.
Even more hilarious; he works at the federal prison here in town.
Dog is fine, and thankfully I'm not writing this from behind bars.
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Funny! At least you fared better than Henry Louis Gates!
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