....a local church operates a "Hansel and Gretel" daycare, which would seem to indicate that the parents are just fine with the idea of leaving their children to fend for themselves in the woods, possibly falling into the hands of a cannibalistic witch.
Either that, or they don't remember the story. We'll see if there will be a "Cinderella's stepsisters Podiatry Clinic" in the near future here.
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