Hey, it's the Goodyear.....Zeppelin?

Apparently, Goodyear is renewing a 90 year old, but long neglected, alliance with the Zeppelin company for its next generation of airships.  One can only hope that when they're ready in 2014, they'll be unveiled over a concert in Wembley Stadium with a giant Iron Cross on the side and replica Sopwith Camels acting as if they're trying to shoot it down, bombing spectators with "cluster bombs" of candy. 

And the band?  Duh, and the concert co-sponsored by Geritol, of course.  That'll go over like a lead....oh, never mind.  Just keep them away from Lakehurst, New Jersey, of course.