In other sadly hilarious news, evidently a large block of tickets to the "Miss USA" pageant has been purchased by the Human Rights Campaign--a group advocating homosexual "marriage." One can wonder all kinds of things about that one, all of them suggesting that the Miss USA pageant has seriously lost its way.
Here's a more wholesome alternative. Arf.
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just wait til someday when the swimsuit they have to wear is a sling shot bikini.
Ugh. And then they'll be wondering why women who are willing to all but disrobe in front of millions also get caught disrobing before millions.
God, will it ever end? It's like everyday there's yet another civil rights battle. I'm getting sick and tired of it. Enough to leave America.
What's a slingshot bikini? I've never even heard of that and I'm 18. Haha, I have a feeling it's something you guys would not want me to look up.
Look at the fine videos I posted instead, Svar. Far more edifying. Better yet, go out and get Veggie Tales' Esther and skip watching the pageants altogether.
Arf. What am I gonna do with all them dogs?
Mrs. Bubba commissioned her ghostwriter to note that it's refreshing that contestants do indeed lose their titles for "uncovering their nakedness," and that this follows naturally from a clear interpretation of Leviticus 18.
She also notes that she's telling fellow wives to make it clear to their husbands that if they want to watch the Miss USA Pageant, the husband had better be able to run faster than 850'/second.
Never mind the other pictures that some contestants apparently are willing to disclose they'd be willing to pose for, or not.
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