Tuesday, January 25, 2011

But where will they have the Hash Bash?

Evidently, the University of Michigan has banned almost all smoking on campus. Now, apart from the issue of personal freedom, as well as the reality that diffuse cigarette smoke outside probably doesn't do anyone any harm, is a very important question to many students and professors at the school that gave the Unabomber his Ph.D.; where will the Hash Bash be held, now that the Diag is off limits to smoking?

Or is the ban of smoking only, ironically, a ban on smoking legal substances, and hence Michigan students and professors will still be able to drown their sorrows of yet another loss to the Spartans or Buckeyes with a length of rope?

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