Maybe some history profs could help Tom Izzo...

....who is apparently perplexed about why many alumni aren't exactly thrilled about my alma mater's plan to adopt a logo inspired by the actual ancient Greeks.

Well, maybe if he wiki'd the actual history of ancient Sparta--moments of military glory punctuating dismal centuries of slavery, eugenics, pederasty, and a general lack of learning--he might learn why a university might do better than to emulate the actual Spartans too closely.

And a joke; if you have three MSU football players in a car, who's driving?

Answer; the police, of course.