Tuesday, November 20, 2012

The future of gun control....

...is now, as a human rights group has endorsed a global ban on autonomous, weapon-wielding robots. Because obviously, if we ban something, nobody will ever have one.  Who has ever heard of a criminal using a handgun in Chicago, New York City, or Washington, DC?  The bans have removed the problem, just like our bans on mind-altering drugs have made it impossible to find marijuana, cocaine, and heroin in those same cities.

No? 

In other news, Cinderella apparently needs to warn some of her modern-day stepsisters about ravens, as many women are apparently getting their toes removed to get their big ugly feet into Prince Charming's glass slipper get their feet into modern high heels.  Apparently, choosing shoes that fit is entirely out of the question, and the price of fashion is now, more than ever, measured in flesh and blood.

Mrs. Bike Bubba is ever more glad that her husband has never been fond of high heels, needless to say, and retains all ten of her toes.

3 comments:

tobin said...

But I'm sure you would look great in heels...such a shame.

Bike Bubba said...

As soon as they make a pair that fits me correctly.....I'll disappoint you again! :^)

Gino said...

heels, though nice, have never captured my imagination like flats do.