Thursday, July 26, 2012

This is not an endorsement.....

....but having used them in Malaysia,  I can say that the  "Asian-style" squatting toilets that this company is trying to help us emulate do in fact result in an amazing amount of waste being deposited into the porcelain god idol.

The downside is that when you use one, you're always afraid that your car keys or wallet will fall in, and it's probably not the best thing if your knees aren't working so well.  Plus, one can get similar results with an amazing substance called "dietary fiber."  But if you must fill your stomach with meat, cheese, and Wonder (if it's) Bread, you can certainly do worse than to purchase the "Squatty Potty" stool.

2 comments:

Gino said...

but i like wonder bread, with meat and cheese in the middle...
guess i should buy one.

tobin said...

Sounds like a bunch of crap to me.

Nope, couldn't resist. During the years we lived in Asia, my wife actually came to appreciate using the squatty toilets more than others, at least in public restrooms....they eliminate the need to touch anything. Butt, it seems that the "modern" toilet was invented for a reason, and I'd think it's for the reason you mentioned - I can't imagine most people I know using a squatty comfortably.