Now this is priceless

Dear Leader Barack Obama is apparently requiring background checks, including a citizenship check, for each student who will be "allowed" to shake his hand at a high school graduation in Kalamazoo.

As Doug Powers says, "you first, Mr. President." Never mind that a simple metal detector check ought to be more than adequate to ensure security.

And the school? Read the notes by Michelle Malkin's readers; evidently this is one school that would be greatly improved by shutting it down completely. Must be a poster child for Arne Duncan's education reforms, I guess.