Not that federal police are having trouble with their jobs or anything,

......but it appears that Capitol police are being required to undergo potty training.

To be fair, what's actually at issue is how the Capitol police control their firearms while going to the bathroom--three have evidently left their weapons in the john in the past year--but to be a bit more blunt about this, uniformed police do not have the need to conceal their weapons while going to the bathroom, and hence they ought to be able to figure out a trouble free holster for their weapons that will not be problematic in this and other situations.

In other words, it's not quite as bad as police officers in diapers, but it's pretty close.