....with all due respect, and many apologies, to ZZ Top. Though really, it does seem to be the logical follow-on to their hit song. No?
Hatchback, sliding doors
Pass out the books in case the kids are bored
V6, sun shades
And she’s a-thinkin’ that she’s got it made
She comes a runnin’ just as fast as she can
‘cause every mom’s crazy ‘bout a minivan
Loose jeans, Diamond ring
And she’s a-missin’ not a single thing
Diaper bag, running shoes
Don’t tick her off or you’re a-gonna lose
She comes a-runnin’ just as fast as she can
‘cause every mom’s crazy in a minivan
Six kids, in six seats
600 miles in the snow and sleet
Black tires, driving gloves
Lookin’ sharp with the products of love
She comes a runnin’ just as fast as she can
‘cause every mom loves her little minivan
The Real Problem
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Metro Transit and the Strib have put out a “climate conscious newcomers
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I'll make sure that Faith doesn't see this. She likes our mini-van more than she did before we got it, but I'm not sure she's fully reconciled to it just yet.
:^) Hopefully the absurdity of the original (are ALL women crazy about a sharp dressed man?) carries over here.
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