More reasons to homeschool

The state of Michigan responds to a problem with poor writing scores on their educational assessment by....canceling the writing test. I'm told that they're dealing with urban blight in Flint and Detroit by handing out blindfolds to drivers on I-69 and I-94 as well.

But who cares if the kids can't write a coherent sentence? They've got a team (my alma mater) in the Final Four! I'm doing my part to support the Spartans by not watching. They do better that way, it seems. :^)