Here's a shocker

Researchers in Spain have discovered that those who smoke marijuana, a mild hallucinogen, are more likely to develop psychosis. Given that hallucinogens work by severing a mental contact with reality, more or less the definition of "psychosis," this is about as surprising as finding out that the Pope is, indeed, Catholic, and that new members of Baptist churches are often exceedingly wet.

And if you write "Spain" too quickly, it can come out as "Spam." But that's another story. H/T SayAnythingBlog.