Tuesday, August 07, 2007

The animal kingdom FIGHTS Jihad!

H/T FratersLibertas.

It'll be interesting to see what KingDavid makes of this one! Apparently, officials in Iran have captured four dangerous agents serving the "Great Satan," specifically four squirrels which had been outfitted with espionage devices.

I take it that there are regularly squirrels in attendance at Mahmoud Ahmadinnejab's (sp?) cabinet meetings, so our spies could sneak in undetected? And that our evil CIA is so effective, they can not only put a listening device on a squirrel, but also get a dumb rodent to find its way into Ahmadi-nut-job's offices?

At least we know, though, that some of the rodents are on our side.

1 comment:

Mark said...

Kill 'em all and let God sort 'em out! Squirrels, that is.

Hanging's too good for 'em (not to mention, too hard)! An air rifle does the job nicely most of the time. :^)