Truth

As baseball season returns, Americans recover their faith in God's goodness.  Getting over basketball, football, and some weird game with a flat ball on the ice and lots of fighting....go Cubbies!


And Brighton, Colorado strongman Brian Shaw (not the former McNuggets coach, ballet dancer, or flat ice ball player) tries to eat the entire Taco Bell non-vegetarian menu and finds....that his view of "Get the Runs at the Border" is about the same as mine.  Key phrase:  I don't know what that one was."  Yup.


He did much better at Chick-Fil-A, of course.  That restaurant is, per the Babylon Bee, another sign of God's goodness.  Somehow it resembles a Trump brunch for national champion football teams.