Helping out the rival school

Many people many be unaware that only 70 miles or so from the nation's premier land grant university, there is another school that is also in the Big 14 10 that has had some sad times in sports.  They didn't even make the NIT in hoops, and they haven't mad much success against rivals like the premier land grant school and The Ohio State University (not just any old Ohio State U.) lately.

So what gives?  Well, apparently this lesser school has a case of the Bunnies, and their students have apparently gotten to the point that they cannot handle the movie American Sniper.  Treatment for this condition is often unsuccessful, but I'm told the judicious application of movies featuring John Wayne or Chuck Norris often is very helpful.