Who needs an assault rifle?

That would be Yooper gas station owner Shawn Schank, who successfully defended his Shingleton business against two young wannabe thugs with an AR-15.

Don't you love it when a story has a happy ending?  Suffice it to say as well that at about ten miles from the Munising/Wetmore metropolitan area (population 2329) and over an hour's drive to the next significant towns of Manistique, Newberry, and Marquette, a few extra rounds in the magazine might have come in handy had the thugs been prepared for trouble.