Eat a few Big Macs and Bacon Double Cheeseburgers today!

It's your patriotic duty, after all, as it appears that those sneaky Aussies are challenging the land of the free in the all-important race to be the fattest nation on earth. I would have thought that living in the Outback and chasing kangaroos around all day would keep them slim and trim, but apparently there are enough of them in air conditioned splendor to put on the pounds without becoming a well-cooked piece of bacon in the hot southern sun.

Who knew?