This would explain some things...

....at local upscale boutiques. Apparently, Botox injections used to reduce wrinkles can move to the brain. Word is that the Obama and Clinton camps are lobbying the manufacturers to get them to reduce the price in time for the November elections.

Speaking of upscale boutiques, a local home decoration magazine saw fit to feature a bathroom decorated with a female nude on its cover. If I doubted that our society is changing, this would convince me that I was wrong--it wasn't that long ago that such art was found only in the homes of creepy bachelors, not on the cover of magazines found in childrens' swim schools. I'm guessing that next month's edition will feature a den with black velvet artwork.

Or maybe the main clientele of the magazine has been taking too much Botox, and needs some assistance in figuring out appropriate attire for taking a bath. Whatever.