Thursday, April 24, 2008

Good news!

Maureen Dowd notes that Barack Hussein Obama may be getting bitter out on the campaign trail. Maybe that means he'll come around on God, gun rights and the horrors of prenatal infanticide.

OK, I doubt it, but it was a fun thought. Let me dream, would ya?

Oh, and I promise; if I ever run for President, I WILL enjoy a cheese steak with all the fixin's, and they can take as many pictures of the mess as they want. And a root beer, too.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Tangentially: Maureen gets an entry in the "weirdest allusive metaphors" Hall of Fame.

What, exactly, might be Brobdingnagian about a finger wag?!?! Did Mr. Hillary's finger get really, really big? If she only meant he wagged it really hard, that is a really strange way to put it.

Bike Bubba said...

I think about 80% of that Hall of Fame belongs to Dowd--it wasn't for no reason that Rush suggested she was using "bourbon for mouthwash" after one column.

Speaking of hall of fame thoughts, "organic scrambled egg whites" has got to score high on any "ewww" list, unless you load it down with sugar and call it "meringue."