Oh, the horror!

Encouraged by my pastor's sermon on Romans 12 and hoping to implement God's command to let my mind be transformed, I went through my record and CD collection to remove objectionable music. Much to my horror, I was reminded that most of the musicians I listened to in my teens wore the dreaded poodle hair mullet--long permed hair, even longer in back.

Even scarier, they say that 1980s fashion is coming back. Friends, you might do well to get one of these to help a friend in need eliminate his poodle hair mullet.

Of course, "Poodle Hair Mullets" would, as Dave Barry says, make a great name for a band. But let's not go there right now.