Watch out....

....because as you probably guessed would happen, I've joined the MOB. Yes, the prestigious "Minnesota Organization of Bloggers" headed by Godfather Chad "the Elder" of FratersLibertas and headquartered at Keegan's. I guess it was inevitable, having grown up near Chicago and having given out Al Capone Valentine's Day cards back in my bachelor days, owning dark double-breasted suits.....

I'll go by "Luigi," I think. Don't mess with me, or I'll post more fattening recipes and hints of how to better love your wife. Come to think of it, here is one; for bleu cheese dressing, adapted for fatteningness from The Frugal Gourmet.

4-6 ozs bleu (Roquefort) cheese, crumbled finely
2 cups mayonaisse
4 cloves fresh garlic
1 tbsp parsley
2 cups buttermilk

Mix, stir, and enjoy. Keeps for weeks, and keeps werewolves out of the house. You can use it for salads, or on meats. But if you enjoy it, make sure your wife does, too. And of course, since you put it on a salad, it's good for you!