I had a situation last night in a kids' program where I had to tell a child that I'd have to tell his mother about what he'd just done, and he begged me to give him the spanking instead of telling his mother.
When I mentioned this to my wife, her first response was that if any of our kids had been in the room, they'd have quickly told the poor soul that what he'd just said was a very, very bad idea. None of them disagreed with Mrs. Bubba for some odd reason.
My actual fortune from today's fortune cookie - Blessed isn't what I'd call it, actually
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