Eric Holder needs a husband

How so?  Well, confronted with the horrific weight of reading 100 pages of critical reports each week, Holder chose not to read them. Or at least that's his excuse on why he said he hadn't learned about the DOJ selling firearms illegally to Mexican drug cartels.  It wasn't perjury, but rather that he simply wasn't doing his job.

Now, ahem.  Isn't Holder a lawyer, supposedly having shown his ability of reading and comprehending thousands of pages of legal documents?  How is it, exactly, that this paragon of legal achievement cannot apparently bother to read 100 pages of critical reports, an amount similar to, ahem, the size of the daily New York Times or Washington Post?

Now some people might suggest that this indicates Holder's incompetence  and/or malfeasance (just like the Black Panthers case and numerous other non-prosecutions of voter intimidation when black perpetrators are involved), and that  because of this he ought to resign, optimally on his way to being disbarred.

I, however, am going to take a more charitable view of the subject, and I'm going to suggest that this 51 year old male is simply going through the same postpartum difficulties that affect millions of women each year.  In short, Eric Holder desperately needs a husband to help him out with critical decisions like this.  Maybe Barney Frank is available?