Hilarity from Turtle Bay

Iran has apparently been named to the United Nations commission for womens' rights, apparently because the Taliban were no longer available to take the seat, or something like that. These clowns would give a seat on an anti-semitism commission to Hitler, I think.

With insane idiocy like this, can we get out of the United Nations now? Please?

In honor of the newest member of the commission for womens' rights, here you go.

And some more hilarity: Iranian police are apparently vowing to arrest and prosecute any woman who has a suntan. Now given that women in Iran are required pretty much to wear a Persian version of the burqa when they're in public, exactly how police would tell is beyond me, but even so, they're threatening. And how exactly would one differentiate the generally darker complexion of any Persian from one who had gotten some sun?