....buy a nine million dollar home with nine bathrooms in LA, like Al Gore apparently just did. (h/t Michelle Malkin)
Shoot, I recommend cutting down a tree and buying an F250, and Gore makes me look like I just refurbished a bicycle and started riding it. With a carbon footprint like his, they ought to name the oil slick in the Gulf of Mexico after him.
Follow-up thought: I've noticed that once a home gets beyond about 4000 square feet or so, the # of bathrooms is almost always double or triple the # of bedrooms. Does being rich cause incontinence or something? (and no, I'm not talking about of the mouth, which Gore obviously has as well)