Here's a solution

Apparently, former IRS crook Lois Lerner is afraid that if her role in IRS targeting of conservative organizations is made public, she will face death threats.  Quite frankly, I agree that she might, and thus it's important to make sure that she is safe.

This can be done, of course, by putting her on trial for her obvious perjury to Congress and other crimes, and sending her to 1000 University Drive SW, Waseca MN 56093, where some personal friends of mine will work to ensure her safety.

You're welcome, Lois.   Say "hi" to the guards for me.