Friday, September 12, 2008

Fun News Friday Haikus, or "Friday FAILs."

A mugger attacks
karate champion in
Italy. Two kicks.

Burglar beats on door
at one a.m. in Palm Beach.
Owner shows him gun.

Fire lane tends to flood.
Cars are damaged. What to do?
Label as "Flood zone."

1 comment:

Gino said...

besides karate, i assure you, italian women can be right stubborn in their own right.