Monday, July 12, 2021

Asking for your help

The "Washington Football Team", formerly called the "Redskins", is asking for the nation's help in selecting a new name.       Apparently the "Warriors" is too close to the Native American stereotypes they're trying to avoid, so this site figured we might do something to help them.

The goal, of course, is to inspire fear in opponents and fanatical loyalty in fans in a way that's appropriate to the city.  So here are my suggestions:

IRS Agents

Corrupt bureaucrats

Swamp lizards

Grifters

Whatever they choose, I'll be happy to cheer against them whenever I get the inclination to watch overpaid rent-seeking thugs beat the snot out of each other.

1 comment:

Jim Peet said...

Just leave it the "Football Team"