I had thought that it was pretty pathetic that young ladies were paying extra to get their jeans pre-ripped, and while I was right, I didn't count on men wanting to join in the fun. Apparently now, Nordstrom is selling jeans that look like a real tradesman has worn them on a muddy day for only $425. H/T Powerline, Mike Rowe, etc..
If you can't afford that, but want the look and wear a 34/34 relaxed fit, I'll be willing to drag my jeans through the mud and give them to you for a mere $200. For an extra $25, I'll rip out the knees or something. Paint flecks will cost an extra $30. Proceeds will go to the Carbon Fiber Bicycles for Poor Engineers Who Like To Bake Fund, and are not tax deductible. Also available are ripped jeans and sweats in women's size 2, 4, 6, and 8 for the same price, and boys' ripped jeans and sweats from sizes 6-14 for a mere $100 apiece.
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