Have a Coke!

Why?  Well, PepsiCo has given us a great reason with their recent, inexplicable ad featuring some woman who is the famous child of someone whose reason for fame occurred 40 years ago.  Send hundreds of people to Bangkok to do an ad with a protest featuring clear references to Barry Soetoro, a cellist and a student inexplicably working during that protest, have famous child strut through it all and give a soft drink to highly attractive riot cop without riot gear.  Watch as the left pops a gasket, as of course Black Lives Matter is the only group (s) allowed to have protests, or something like that.

Come to think of it, as I've got tendencies towards diabetes, and as this whole deal boggles the mind, maybe something from Bell's is more the ticket.  Sad to say, I think Hopslam season is over for this year...