Great research...

...from the 2nd best Big 10 university in the State of Michigan and the 14th best Big 10 university overall; it appears indeed that having sex can lead to pregnancy.**

**yes, I realize it's the Babylon Bee and not a real news source, but darn it, I'm a Spartan born just south of Columbus and I need to make fun of the stinky weasels whenever I can.  Plus, if it were true, it would be no more embarrassing to them than the fact that kids with SAT scores below 700 somehow earn 3.0 GPAs in their vaunted "general studies" program, would it? ***

*** well, at least they earn 3.0 GPAs if they happen to be good at playing basketball or football. Otherwise, not so much.