...is now, as a human rights group has endorsed a
global ban on autonomous, weapon-wielding robots. Because obviously, if we ban something, nobody will ever have one. Who has ever heard of a criminal using a handgun in Chicago, New York City, or Washington, DC? The bans have removed the problem, just like our bans on mind-altering drugs have made it impossible to find marijuana, cocaine, and heroin in those same cities.
No?
In other news, Cinderella
apparently needs to warn some of her modern-day stepsisters about ravens, as many women are apparently getting their toes removed to
get their big ugly feet into Prince Charming's glass slipper get their feet into modern high heels. Apparently, choosing shoes that fit is entirely out of the question, and the price of fashion is now, more than ever, measured in flesh and blood.
Mrs. Bike Bubba is ever more glad that her husband has never been fond of high heels, needless to say, and retains all ten of her toes.
3 comments:
But I'm sure you would look great in heels...such a shame.
As soon as they make a pair that fits me correctly.....I'll disappoint you again! :^)
heels, though nice, have never captured my imagination like flats do.
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