Six Sigma Quality in 1912

Researchers are claiming that one reason that the Titanic sank was the use of wrought iron rivets with excessive slag due to issues with procurement of steel rivets with low slag content. Apparently the shipbuilder's archives don't give sufficient information to completely verify or deny the theory, but the engineer in me does wonder if part of the problem was the production manager who would try to sell his own mother if it only gave him a shilling's reduction in the bill of materials cost.

Lots of other problems happened with the Titanic, of course. If you doubt that little things can add up to big problems, the Titanic tragedy is a great example.

Good stuff from Vin Suprynowicz

Right here. Let's start, though, with a fun exercise; try to spell Vin's last name without looking at it....even if you learned to read with phonics, I bet you'll have some trouble. :^)

Seriously, Suprynowicz makes an elegant case for, well, establishing your need for one of these. It's not a pleasant reality, but it is reality that sheep tend to get eaten by wolves.

And a follow up on the trouble with art; whether or not the Yale art student was actually producing "art" with the products of prenatal infanticide, it's amazing to think that anyone would actually think that blood of any sort on plastic sheeting could qualify as art. I can't exactly imagine the Medicis or other art patrons commissioning Miss Shvarts' work, but I can imagine that a lot of people, including my family, would keep away from galleries unless we were darned sure we wouldn't see something like that.

I would dare suggest that legitimate artists have a strong interest in evicting the dreck from galleries, and maybe families will come back.

Woof

Lt. Col. David Grossman on wolves, sheep, and sheepdogs. If you want a good excuse to get out to the range, buy a carry gun, get your permit to carry, read this article. Those who think they might be sheep might do well to act a little more like a sheepdog, too.

Yeah, my birthday present wasn't really a Nutty Buddy. Sorry, KD.

Update on the San Francisco assault; witnesses said the assailants were yelling anti-homosexual epithets before attacking the Yalies. Trying to reconcile the evidence; homosexual-haters in the nation's homosexual "Mecca" started shouting the epithets after a group of men sang the national anthem, and one of them kissed a girl.

???? It makes no sense, but one thing we know for sure; alcohol was involved.

Evidence that...

....lunacy is NOT limited to the Bay Area; Jimmy Carter goes to Hamas and plants a kiss on the cheek of a guy whose chief contribution to society is the revival of the blood libel and other slurs against Jews in Palestinian schools.

Even more surreal; I'm pretty sure it's a crime to repeat the blood libel in Germany, for obvious historical reasons. Somehow, it doesn't stop them from providing foreign aid to those who make it an integral part of their school curriculum.

Fightin' words?

Evidently, in some parts of San Francisco, singing the national anthem, or kissing a girl, can be an excuse for breaking a guy's jaw. If we doubt that we are becoming two nations, this would be exhibit A to prove the point.

On young pastors

My church is contemplating calling a young man for the pastorate here. He's so young, he's the age that Jesus was while He was ministering in Judea.

While certainly I cannot argue that we're going to hire our incarnate Lord as pastor, I do think that a quick look at the Gospels ought to dispel reluctance to consider a man in his thirties for the pastoral office.

Here's a self-serving op-ed

The Aluminum Association tells us, courtesy of the Detroit News, that if we maintain size while decreasing weight (presumably by using their product), we can make a car that gets better mileage without sacrificing safety.

Oh, and what did they forget to tell you? Oh, yeah, your Ford Focus would cost a cool fifty grand if they took the Aluminum Association's advice to heart and made an all-aluminium vehicle. But wait--it gets better! Aluminium is one of the most difficult metals to refine, requiring a LOT of energy to coax it from bauxite. Given that there are no more free-flowing Columbia Rivers to dam and generate hydroelectric power, the power necessary to make the aluminium for the car would require a lot of coal fired power plants.

In short, the "environmental" 50mpg car could end up being a net environmental loss. Ouch.

Insane

IBM has announced a new storage technology that might allow your IPOD to carry "500,000" songs--Apple's odd little units to characterize its little gadget. In real units, it would be about 12-13 "terabytes"--12-13000 giga-bytes. Assuming an average song is about three minutes long, that's close to 70 years of music, night and day, without ever repeating a song. If you're into watching movies, that's about a year's worth of movies.

One wonders if those pushing for ever more memory in devices ever really think through the implications of how anyone could ever enjoy that much entertainment. Technology for the sake of technology seems to be rapidly approaching, or even surpassing, the capabilities of our senses to process the data.

Don't worry about it becoming reality too soon, though. If IBM had believed in hiring the people it needed to manufacture things in a cost-effective manner, they just might still be in the business of making PCs and disk drives. They certainly had the technology to eat the lunch of their competitors at any given time.

Starving artists

I've become an occasional reader of the site of a young artist, and one thing that comes out very clearly is that it's not for no reason that we talk about "starving artists." Even apart from the end of the Medici fortune and patronage, something very interesting is going on.

On one hand, you've got guys like this Mets player wannabe who have earned and squandered bazillions of dollars, as well as a painter of burning homes who is alleged to have served as a living example of a habit described in 1 Samuel 25:22. On the other hand, you've got thousands (millions?) of artists with no remarkably nasty habits who are struggling to make enough to buy canvas and Sculpey. Life certainly isn't fair, and the art world is proof of that.

What's the problem? I don't know, but there are two things that may be part of it. First of all, art, like many professions, has been absorbed by the universities from the traditional system of apprenticeship. As artists' training appears to increase, the distance between their art and the public that would buy it seems to increase as well. That's not good for artists who, say, want people to buy their work, as good as it is for artists who manage to get public funds for their work.

Which leads to the second observation; the arts were far better patronized BEFORE the government got into funding them. Part of this might be "we gave at the office," but another part might be that artists were increasingly trained to view the government, and not the public, as their source of approval--ensuring their failure in the marketplace. At least the Medicis had to live with bad art if they helped create it; not so the NEA bureaucrat.

I don't think the problem can ever be completely fixed--Van Gogh never received an NEA grant, nor was he university trained in art, and he still managed to be a starving artist, after all. That said, I would think that someone starting out today would do well to avoid the "College of Art," and even more the NEA, if he wants to make his mark.

Mr. Gorbachev, let the Leningrad Cowboys Play!

OK, so it's nothing like Reagan's immortal speech at the Brandenburger Tor, but check out the Leningrad Cowboys (complete with Cindy Summers hairdos--thanks Funky) singing "Sweet Home Alabama" with the Red Army Choir. Tubas, squeezeboxes, Commies, and young punks all joining together in homage to the South.

We'll call it "bizaare video Friday," I think. H/T SayAnything.

Lottery for accountants!

Evidently, the IRS promises to reward those who report tax fraud with a hefty portion of the tax obligation recovered. I dare suggest that it's a good time to be an honest accountant, and that if the IRS had started this program a little bit earlier, we might have been spared Enron and Sarbanes-Oxley.

Only law?

One of my chief objections to many in conservative and libertarian circles is the assumption that if someone can get someone to sign a contract with a certain provision in it, then that provision is not only legally, but also morally, binding.

I've got trouble with that idea, to put it mildly. For starters, the Scriptures DO limit the kinds of contracts one can impose on a poor man--no usury, and you cannot take a man's cloak (also his blanket) as security for a debt overnight. So clearly, there is no automatic equivalence between "what you can get in a contract" and "what is moral," especially when you're dealing with those who are poor or otherwise defenseless.

It may be only the tip of the iceberg, though. In his 1978 commencement address at Harvard, Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn noted (among other things) that our country was rapidly becoming one in which the legal standard appeared to him to be the only one that we would heed--and for that reason, our model was no longer one he could recommend for his native land.

Scary thought.

Clinton tax forms

Having picked on Barack Hussein Obama's tax returns, specifically his failure to admit having a bank account (failure to save money), negligible charitable gifts, and evident subprime ARM mortgage, I figure I owe the same to Senators Clinton and McCain.

Here's the scoop on Clinton; unlike Obama, she does report her interest/dividend income, and she is paying off her house instead of using it as an ATM. However, she also has investment interest on Schedule A, indicating that she is still investing on margin. This may indicate that the infamous risk-taking that led to the cattle futures near-scandal is still operative in her family. Also, despite huge income, they haven't paid off the mortgage outright. Not what I'd do when family income depends on transient appreciation of her husband's speaking and writing, to put it mildly. (again, risk-taking)

Her charitable giving appears pretty good, except....it's to her own foundation. So if you thought that her charitable giving was genuine interest in the well-being of others, you may need to think again.

Overall, she appears to know how to handle money better than Obama does. I look forward to seeing what we might learn about McCain. H/T SayAnythingBlog

You know....

....that people at your church are enthusiastic about a pastoral candidate when they wear their silk pocket handkerchiefs to the Sunday evening service, and for once the head usher doesn't have problems getting enough ushers at the doors.

For good reason, I think, too.

Oy vay!

MOB events sure are a lot of fun, but the down side is when one's wife talks with Mocha-Momma and decides that a "Nutty-Buddy" would be a better birthday present than a carry pistol. Sigh.

Darned good present anyways, though.