In memoriam

I never met him except through his songs, but on Saturday, the eminent parody writer Tom Lehrer died in his Massachusetts home at age 97.   So in his honor, sing a few bars of Fight Fiercely, Harvard or Bright College Days, or even better, take a bag of peanuts to the local green space and sing this.

Perhaps not the right approach

Apparently French President Macron and his wife are suing Candace Owens for claiming that France's First Lady was not, in fact, born a woman. And while I understand the motivation, I'm not quite sure that this is the right approach, because Owens' way of doing things thrives on outrage.  She survives a ton of scandals (support for Weinstein, Putin, Holocaust denial, defense of Kanye West, etc..), and despite her notoriety, probably doesn't have that much money for the Macrons to grab.  Why waste the effort and ironically help Owens?

Personally, if I were Madame Macron, I'd be tempted to bring up picture of my children and say something like this--and with a huge smile:

Madame Owens, these are pictures of my children, which could not have been conceived with eggs from my very female ovaries, nor could they have come out of my very female uterus through my very female vagina if I had not been born with two X chromosomes.  

Of course, as I've hinted above, Owens has survived quite a few scandals already, so she may be relatively impervious to things like this, but I have a hunch that laughter will be a more effective strategy than outrage.

Cancel all those degrees

Sunny Hostin of "The View" argues that the cancellation of a mediocre late night show amounts to a severe hazard to the Constitution. Suffice it to say with such an erudite understanding of the First Amendment, it would be a good idea for Notre Dame Law School to cancel her law degree, and for the jurisdiction that gave her her law license to revoke that as well.  

Just like Steven Colbert, Hostin needs to learn that while the First Amendment does protect your right to say incredibly stupid things, it does not grant a right to have one's job despite doing so.  To be fair, though, the entire reason for being for "The View" seems to be "Let's make massive profits by saying stupid things to foolish people.", so to a degree, I can understand her confusion.

On that autopen

The kerfuffle about former President Biden's use of "autopen" to sign pardons and other documents is interesting, and probably the big thing to address here is to what extent executive privilege protects the process.  Overall, if Cabinet members are in the discussion, the privilege is fairly absolute, but it's less certain when it gets down to the level of ordinary White House staffers--an infamous example being when White House staffers were called to testify in L'affaire Lewinsky.  

Also of interest is that executive privilege is stronger when there is a claim of national security.  So for all those autopen-signed pardons, I'd argue that the paperwork flow is far less privileged than for other functions.  It is, really, more akin to L'affaire Lewinsky than Biden and his handlers would like to admit.

All in all, my view is that if the President did not sign off on those pardons, they are null and void--and thus a special prosecutor ought to examine all of them.  Ouch, for President Biden, and for all those freed by his actions.

Eau de feedlot, or Eau de graveyard

Apparently Russia is releasing a "Aromat Putin" to boost patriotism,  but somehow I'm thinking the dreaded smell of a feedlot or mortuary would be a more appropriate thing to bottle in his honor.

Doubt that?  Well, Russia apparently has been forced to import a million workers to keep factories running, a number that correlates well with Ukraine's estimates of Russian casualties.  Now some of this is "we need more workers for increased military production", but I'd guess a lot of it has to do with the fact that a startlingly high proportion of casualties are fatalities, and those that are not are creating invalids.  

Whether he likes it or not, Vladimir "Smells like death" Putin is destroying his country.

Never again? "Never mind", says Russia

Russian "third rated war criminal" Sergey Lavrov commits to providing enriched uranium to Iran, strongly encouraging that rogue regime to put it into nuclear weapons and use them on Israel.

Next time he meets with Marco Rubio, Lavrov needs to be asked why his boss appears to be all in favor of another Holocaust.  Lavrov knows full well that Iran, like its sponsor Russia, is all about attacking civilians, so he has no plausible deniability here.

Here's hoping and praying that Putin, Medvedev, and Lavrov soon have an adverse interaction with the Mossad.

A plan for the Houthis

Apparently having figured out that launching rockets tended to get them shot down, Houthi terrorists have started to attack shipping as classic pirates.  Now the fine people at Powerline suggest hanging them from the yardarm, which is a good idea, but the thought that occurs to me is that the civilized nations of the world ought to provide ships with "transit crews" which would have a simple rule; if your boat is loaded with masked men with Kalishnikovs, and comes within a mile of a merchant ship, you will become acquainted with Ma Deuce.  Hope you can swim, boys.

An interesting, and terrifying, thought from Scripture

I recently read through the end of 2 Chronicles, and one thing that strikes me is that the great Passover held by Josiah is followed rather quickly by the final descent of Judah into idolatry and exile.  It mirrors, really, the previous cycles of revival and apostasy found throughout the books of Samuel, Kings, and Chronicles, and the question has come to mind of whether the revival was real, or whether it was just a superficial observance of Passover (etc.) that made little difference in the everyday lives of the people.  

I'm leaning towards the latter, and that seems to be evidenced by the fact that the sacred groves and high places always came back--as soon as the King's soldiers were gone, as far as I can tell.  

And what does that mean today?  Well, we might consider that fundagelicalism's love of programs and big events has something of a parallel here, and we ought to see if there really are long term benefits, or whether it's "full of sound and fury, signifying nothing", to paraphrase MacBeth.  I must, regrettably, agree with MacBeth regarding many of these events.  There are other, better ways of getting the job done. 

Just like the original Alcatraz....

...."Alligator Alcatraz" is set to be an incredibly expensive boondoggle, though not for the reasons one would guess.  The claim is made that security will be by alligators, but when one looks at the site, there are clearly roads in and out, and it's not quite as swampy as Everglades National Park to the east.  Plus, most deportees are low to moderate security.

So where does the expense come from?  More or less because it's being built super quickly in a place not suitable to hasty building , really--involving tents (hard to insulate, vulnerable to hurricanes), generators, solar panels, and more.  This is one of many times where politicians really ought to be reminded to consult the experts in building and accounting before they sign contracts.

Well, let's get on with it, then

In what I must consider to be a huge diplomatic faux pas, or perhaps a mistake in translation, Chinese diplomats have evidently told EU diplomats that China does not want a Russian loss in its war with Ukraine because it would allow the U.S. to concentrate fully on the threat China poses in Asia, in particular with regards to Taiwan.

If that's not a great reason to support Kyiv, I don't know what is.  Slava Ukraini, and Putin delenda est.

(side note; it appears that the FSB/Putin has just killed the former transport minister of Russia after firing him....)